Things I Just Don't Understand...

***no one said life was supposed to be simple or even comprehendable, but there are some things about life that i just don't understand. i will now list these curious things:

PEOPLE who despise tomatoes, yet eat ketchup.
PEOPLE who despise oranges, yet drink orange juice.
PEOPLE who are lactose intolerant, and choose to eat ice cream.
PEOPLE who wash their car on a rainy day.
PEOPLE who water their grass after it rains.
PEOPLE who go to a restaurant alone and sit at a booth for twelve.
PEOPLE who leave the city to get in touch with nature...in there 5 million dollar fully untilitized technolofied home.
PEOPLE who look with shame on prostitutes, yet keep five playboys neatly under there bed.
PEOPLE who refuse to eat meat, yet support the slaugter of innocent vegatables. (don't look at me like that.)
PEOPLE who order a big mac and a large fry...with a DIET coke.

hmmm....i guess the patteren has become evident....PEOPLE confuse me.***